#justautocrossthings

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 08/14/2014 at 15:58 • Filed to: None

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Bonus 3 wheeling

Not quite ST 3 wheeling, but definitely still off the ground.

Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake 08/14/2014 at 16:00

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ST 3 wheeling is fun.

But I still haven't found a picture of me autocrossing.

Jayhawk Jake > Brian Silvestro 08/14/2014 at 16:05

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Thank god for autocross wives (I think she's a wife? Girlfriend at least)

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jayhawk Jake 08/14/2014 at 16:06

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The face of a man who is having the time of his life.

Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake 08/14/2014 at 16:06

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Lucky bastard!

PatBateman > Jayhawk Jake 08/14/2014 at 16:08

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Mr. Jake, my name is Morton Alabaster, and I am a Warranties Investigation Specialist with GM. I have been secretly monitoring this website for some time for the purpose of identifying actions that specifically void the factory warranties of newer GM vehicles.

We are forced to void your warranty due to the racing of said vehicle, and will decline any and all repairs under the warranty. If you have any questions, please contact myself or my boss, Richard Lix, at 888-555-9036.

Have a nice day.

Jayhawk Jake > PatBateman 08/14/2014 at 16:11

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Psht, who needs it.

Jayhawk Jake > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/14/2014 at 16:11

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I think I'm laughing too, just can't see my mouth

mcseanerson > Jayhawk Jake 08/14/2014 at 16:37

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What gets really weird is when Miatas and E36s start lifting the front inside wheel and they just hold it suspended the whole time.

midengineer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/14/2014 at 18:42

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That is me and this is accurate.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake 08/14/2014 at 22:22

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And here with see Chevvius Sonnicus as, in a move eerily similar to canines, it lifts its rear leg and prepares to mark its territory.

We also see the rare Midengineer as he thinks "Man, I need to fix that motor mount and get out here" and the equally rare Jayhawkkius as he thinks "I took off the lense cap... right?"

Jayhawk Jake > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/14/2014 at 22:39

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"Viewers will note, however, that the lens cap is clearly still attached"

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake 08/14/2014 at 22:41

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*zooms in picture, squints*
*suddenly feels very glad he set down his glass of milk*

Jay Lauer > PatBateman 08/15/2014 at 00:16

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Lol Dick Lix.